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A Price for This Magic Sword!

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This money is meaningless.

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Feeling satisfied with just a few coins,

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taking care of a useless goddess... {caring for a}

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This is not the parallel world life I wished for! {alternative life}

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Fighting ferocious dragons with a cursed or holy sword,

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being lauded as a chosen hero,

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love blossoming with a party member...

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Isn't that how it's supposed to be?

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Red rover, red rover!

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I've had enough{all I can take} of living in debt!

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A quest!

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Thanks to Dullahan, there are only tough ones left, but let's accept one!

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I want money!

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I-I don't mind...

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P-Please!

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I'm sick of working part-time in the shopping district!

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The manager yells at me if any croquettes aren't sold!

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I'll work hard!

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I'll give it everything I've got this time!

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This is one pitiful self-proclaimed goddess.

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I'm sure I'll run out of money eventually, as well,

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so go find a decent-looking quest for us.

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Got it!

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Will Aqua be all right?

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I get the feeling she'll bring back some insane quest.

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I'd be okay with an unreasonable quest!

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All right!

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That's not "all right!"

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What are you trying to accept?!

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"There's a place where a Manticore and a Griffin are fighting over territory.

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Please kill both of them.

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The reward is 500,000 eris."

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Are you stupid?!

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I was right to come check on her.

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I nearly let her accept a ridiculously high-level quest!

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Hey, check this one out!

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"The quality of the town lake's water has declined, {town's lake}

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and Brutal Alligators have started to live in it,

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so I would like to have the water purified.

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The monsters will move to a different habitat if the lake is purified,

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so killing them is optional.{so there's no need to kill them.}

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The reward is 300,000 eris."

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This quest is perfect for me!

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ki

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ki

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sa

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sa

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We

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We

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mu

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mu

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so

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so

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to

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to

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ko

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ko

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ha

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ha

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ho

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su

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ho

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ho

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bo

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bo

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mo

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mo

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na

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su

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su

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yu

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How about it?

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Are you actually capable of purifying water?

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You fool.

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Who do you think I am?

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Surely you can tell what I'm a goddess of from my name and appearance.

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Goddess of party tricks, right?

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No, you shut-in NEET!

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Water!

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Do you not see my beautiful water-colored eyes and hair?!

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Go ahead and accept it, then.

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If you accept it alone, you can keep the whole reward for yourself.

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Wh-What?

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Well, monsters are likely to attack while I'm purifying the lake...

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so I'd like you to protect me...

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That's what this is about?

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About how long will it take?{About how long it will take?}

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Five minutes?

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Half a day or so?

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Too long!

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Please, I'm begging you!

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Help me out, Kazuma-san!

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How will you go about purifying it, anyway?

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Huh?

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Well, for a goddess of my class,

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simply touching the water should purify it.

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I see.

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Hey, Aqua.

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I think I know a way you can purify the lake safely, but...

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Huh?

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Konosuba!

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Hey, are we really doing this?

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My strategy is rock-solid.

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What are you unsatisfied with?

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I feel like some rare, captured monster that's on its way to be sold.

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Exploration Quest

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By no means did we come here to abandon this worthless goddess in the lake.

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She'll be able to touch and purify the water from inside the safety of the cage.

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Aqua! Tell us if anything happens!

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We'll reel you in, cage and all!

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I feel like a teabag being used to make dashi soup stock.

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— 2 Hours in —

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312 iron bars,

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313 iron bars...

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No monsters are showing up.

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Seems that way.

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You know, you're being awfully reserved today.

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Huh?

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Normally, you'd say something chuuni-ish

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and try to blow the monsters away, lake and all.

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Oh, that's true.

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What sort of impression do you two have of me?!

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My ultimate explosion magic isn't to be

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used on the likes of mere alligators.

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You always fire it off all over the place for no reason, though...

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Hey, Aqua!

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How's purifying the lake coming along?

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It's going well!

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You'll catch a chill if you're in the water too long!

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If you need to go to the bathroom, let us know!

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Arch priests don't go to the bathroom!

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It sounds like she's doing fine.

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By the way, crimson demons don't go to the bathroom, either.

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Did you used to be idols or something?

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M-Me, neither.

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I'm a crusader, so I don't...

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I don't...

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Darkness, don't try so hard to deny it.

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You two insist you don't use the bathroom,

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so next time we'll accept a quest that'll take longer than a day,

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and we'll just see whether you use it or not.

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Please don't!

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Crimson demons really don't use the bathroom, okay?

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But I'll apologize, so please don't do that.

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No less from the man I placed my hopes on!

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Still, the alligators aren't coming.

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It would be great if this kept up and things ended peacefully.

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Hey, that line is bound to trigger a flag!

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K-Kazuma!

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Something's coming! Hey, a lot of somethings are coming!

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Kazuma! Kazuma-san!

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Konosuba!

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— 4 Hours in —

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Since the alligators showed up,

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Aqua's using not only her godly purification ability{Aqua's not only using her godly purification ability,}

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but also purification magic as if her life depended on it.{but is also using purification magic as if her life depended on it.}

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Purification! Purification!

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Purification! Purification! Purifica—

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Purification!

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Purification! Purification!

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Purification! Purification!

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The cage! The cage is making a strange sound!

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Aqua! Let us know if you want to give up!

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We'll pull the cage in by the chain and run away!

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No way!

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I won't get my reward if I give up now!

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It just went "crack!"

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The cage just made a sound no cage should ever make!

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Purification! Purification!

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It looks kind of fun inside that cage.

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Don't you dare.

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Purification! Purification! Purification!

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Purification! Purification!

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— 7 Hours in —

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It looks like the purification is complete.

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All of the alligators appear to have left, too.

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Aqua, are you okay?

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Aqua?

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Hey, Aqua.

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Aqua-san?

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Hey.

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Hey, I'm talking to you! What's wrong?

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If that's enough to make you cry, you should've retired from the quest.

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Come on, we're going home.

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Hey, Aqua. We talked it over,

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and we don't need any reward for this.

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That's right, Aqua. The 300,000 eris are all yours.

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Th-That's right!

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You did all the work this time, after all!

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C-Come on, get out of the cage already.

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The alligators are gone.

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Just take me back like this.

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What did you say?

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The world outside this cage is scary.

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Take me back to the city like this.

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It looks like a quest traumatized Aqua yet again.

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Today's Results

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Today's Results

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That's the legendary Ancient Dragon.

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Can we beat that thing?

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Maybe it's best if we run away...

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My name is Mitsurugi Kyouya.

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I was the sort of ordinary high schooler you could find anywhere,

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but in the abyss of death, I met a lovely goddess

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and was reincarnated into this world as a chosen hero.

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If we let this dragon run rampant,

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many people could be injured, or lose their lives.

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We are the only ones who can defeat it!

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Kyouya!

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The sacred treasure said to be created by the gods, which only Kyouya can wield.

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The Cursed Sword Gram!

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That's my Kyouya!

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Only he could defeat the Ancient Dragon in a single blow!

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Wh-When did he become yours?!

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Hey, now, stop that.

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Kyouya is mine!

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What are you talking about?

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Kyouya is mine, okay?!

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I will save this world, without fail.

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I made a promise to her...

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Now, depart on your journey with the Cursed Sword Gram,

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chosen hero.

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My Goddess.

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I will slay the Devil King and save the world for you.

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Yes, I expect great things of you.

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A used-up goddess is being transported along...

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I'm sure they're taking me away to be sold...

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My Goddess!

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I'm sure they're taking me away to be sold...

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Hang in there, me...

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No.

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The inside of this cage is my sanctuary.{Inside this cage is my sanctuary.}

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The outside world is scary, so I won't come out for a while.

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She's completely holed herself up in there, huh?

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Yeah...

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She's just like I used to be...

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Oh, nothing, never mind.

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My Goddess!

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It's you, isn't it, My Goddess?!

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Huh?

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Seriously?

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What are you doing in such a place, My Goddess?!

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Hey.

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Don't touch my ally so freely.

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Who are you?

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You know him, don't you? He was calling you a goddess.

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Do something!

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Goddess?

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Yes!

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That's right! I'm a goddess!

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She didn't seriously forget she's a goddess, did she?

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So, what business do you have with a goddess such as myself?

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Who are you?

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It's me, Mitsurugi Kyouya!

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The Mitsurugi Kyouya who received this Cursed Sword Gram

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from you and was reincarnated in this world!

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Huh? {color code?}

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Huh? {color code?}

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Huh? {color code?}

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Oh, of course! That guy!

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Sorry, I totally forgot!

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I've sent along many people,

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so it's inevitable that I'd forget some!

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R-Right...

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It has been a while, Aqua-sama.

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I have been working hard every day as your chosen hero.

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By the way...

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Why were you locked up in a cage?{Why have you been locked up in a cage?}

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Because she didn't want to get out of it.

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Konosuba!

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What?!

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You dragged the goddess to this world?!

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Then you locked her in a cage and dunked her in a lake?!

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What in the world were you thinking?!

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W-Wait!

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I've been having more fun than I've ever had before,

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so I'm no longer upset about having been dragged here.

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Aqua-sama, I don't know how this man won you over,

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but you are a goddess!

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And yet, this little...

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This jerk just says whatever he wants.

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He doesn't even know Aqua all that well!

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What's this?

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Fighting over a woman?

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By the way, where are you staying right now, Aqua-sama?

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Um,

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in the stables...

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Huh?

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Hey, take your hands off him!

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Is there no limit to your rudeness?!

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He's kind of making me want to blow him up.

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Don't do that. I'll die, too.

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You two are...

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A crusader and arch wizard?

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I see. You're blessed with wonderful party members.

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You have such excellent people here,

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yet you make Aqua-sama sleep in a stable.

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Have you no shame?

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This guy has surely

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lived a care free life with that reincarnation perk,

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the Cursed Sword Gram.

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I worked my way up from square one,

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so why must I get lectured by a guy like him?

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Also, these girls are "excellent"?

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I've

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never once

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seen the slightest

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glimpse of

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that!

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All of you should travel with me, a sword master, from now on.

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I'll even buy you full sets of high-grade equipment.

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Hey, this is bad.

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This guy seriously creeps me out.

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He's the narcissistic type, and that scares me.

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What should I do?

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My instincts won't let me accept that man.

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I enjoy getting hit more than attacking,

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but something about him makes me want to hit him.

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Can I blow him up? I want to blow him up.{Can I blow him up?}

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Um,

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it sounds like my allies unanimously don't want to join your party.

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Bye, then.

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Wait!

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Would you move aside?

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Sorry, but I can't leave Aqua-sama in this environment.

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What now? He's the type that won't listen to anyone.

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I can see where this is going.

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Will you have a match with me?

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I knew it.

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If I win, turn Aqua-sama over to me.

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If you win,

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I'll listen to any one request you have.

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All right, I'm in. Here I go!

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Hey, wait!

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Steal!

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That'll teach you to say whatever you please.

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C-Coward!

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Coward, coward, coward!

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Are you two this guy's allies?

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That's right, you disgusting man! Coward!

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This cheater with a cursed sword

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who challenged a novice adventurer with weak gear to a match is the real coward!

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Give back Gram!

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Only Kyouya can use that cursed sword!

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Huh?

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For real?

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The Cursed Sword Gram is for this embarrassing guy's use alone.

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Well, I have it now, so I guess I'll keep it.

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W-Wait just a second!

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We won't accept the way you won!

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I'm an advocate of true gender equality,

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a guy who has no problem doling out a drop kick to a female opponent.

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Don't think I'll go easy on you.

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I'll unleash my Steal ability right here in public.

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Huh?

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Wh-What?

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So, what will it be?

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Come on. Come on!

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No!

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Nice!

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Uh, no...

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Konosuba!

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DAY

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Why?!

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That was Aqua's voice, right?

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I wonder what happened.

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Is she never satisfied until she's caused a commotion?

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She said my reward this time,

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after deducting the cost of the broken cage, is 100,000 eris.

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The cage repair fee is 200,000 eris.

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I wasn't even the one who broke it...

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The next time I see that man,

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I'm going to nail him with God Blow for sure!

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I've been looking for you, Satou Kazuma!

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I heard about you from a certain thief girl.

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She said you're a demon who strips off panties!

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What's more, there also seem to be rumors that you're into getting girls covered in slime.

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They call you "Kazuma the Brute."

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Hey, wait! Tell me who's spreading that around!

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Aqua-sama,

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I swear that I will defeat the Devil King.

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So, please, party up with me—

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God Blow!

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Hey, you!

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Pay the repair fee for the cage you broke!

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It's 300,000! 300,000!

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Eh? Uh, sure...

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Didn't she say 200,000 earlier?

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Excuse me!

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One drink and a stack of fried frog, please!

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I-I realize this request is asking too much...

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But, please, could you return the cursed sword to me?

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In exchange, I'll buy you the finest sword in the shop—

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First,

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there's the matter of the cursed sword no longer being in his possession.

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Huh?

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S-Satou Kazuma, where's the cursed sword?

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Wh-Wh-Where did my cursed sword go?

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I sold it.

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Damn it!

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Kyouya!

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This money is meaningless.

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What in the world was with that guy?

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By the way,

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he kept calling Aqua a goddess.

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What was that about?

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The time is right.

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It might be okay to tell Megumin and Darkness.

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I've kept this to myself until now,

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but I'll tell you.

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I am Aqua,

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the goddess who rules water, worshiped by the Religious Order of Axis.

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Yes, I am the goddess Aqua!

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Did you dream that?

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No!

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Emergency! Emergency!

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All adventurers, please arm yourselves at once

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and gather at the front gate of the city!

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Adventurer Satou Kazuma-san and his party in particular,

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as quickly as possible, please!

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Huh?

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Him again?

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You bastards...

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Why haven't you come to the castle?!

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You wretches!

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What?

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ko

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ko

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ko

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chi

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chi

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he

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he

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shi

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shi

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shi

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shi

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mi

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mi

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mi

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ka

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ka

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bo

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bo

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bo

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na

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na

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mi

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mi

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kyu

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kyu

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ha

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ha

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ha

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se

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se

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Satou Kazuma-shi is growing noticeably stronger, and is progressing so well, he could defeat the Devil King as soon as tomorrow.